Gay Bush

Here's a conversation for you:

Lady: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure.

Lady: I heard the other day that half of the White House is gay? Can you believe that? I told them if that is the truth I am gonna have to just pray more.

Me: Really. You heard this on the radio or TV?

Lady: No my supposed brother-in-law told my husband last night.

Me: I have a hard time believing that half of the White House is gay.

Lady: Well, Cheney's daughter is gay!

Me: But she isn't in the White House, Cheney is.

Lady: Yeah, you see what I mean. Its like you have a friend, but she might be gay, then what do you do.

Me: I think you could still have a friend, even though they were gay.

Lady: Yeah, your right, that way you could talk to them, save them and pray for them so they wouldn't be gay anymore.

Me: Ummm, OK.

I did not make this up.